Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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Dad to my sister: If you’re angry, sad or it’s raining heavily, you’re not allowed to ride your scooter
I just want to own a brownstone in New York when I’m older, please god, give me millions of dollars.